Extensive Vocabulary (and other nonsense.)

people (mostly, us girls) who are going to “hook up”, and they’re like,
“Oooh, we’re going to get so hot and kinky! Let’s get freakyyy.”

Then, when the clothes are tossed to the side, everyone is just normal.
Girl on top or on her back, guy doing his little thrust thing.

Like, excuse the fuck out of ME?
What a god damn let down.
I’m SURE the men are getting tired of it, too.

Kinky isn’t just fucking hard.

Kinky is pulling the hair while biting the lips.
Taking it up the ass while hot wax is being poured down your back.
Being called a nasty little whore.
Role playing a rape scene.
Shit, being slapped in the face with a peanut could be kinky.


It isn’t *thrust* OH! *thrust* OH! *THRUST*
That’s just sex.
…and probably a fake orgasm.

So stop misleading people with your “I’m so freaky” bullshit.
…because you’re not.

Stop leading people into bed with false hope.
It’s getting old, and annoying.

Thanks.